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What do you get when you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call pig that does karate?
Pork chop.
What says, “Cluck, baa, moo, quack, oink, neigh”?
A multilingual chicken.
How do you con a sheep?
Pull the wool over its eyes.
